weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
When are your genitals available?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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