my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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