soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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