whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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