Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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