Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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