As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
