On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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