stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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