So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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