This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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