Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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