True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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