When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
They took my balls.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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