Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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