she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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