it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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