okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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