In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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