like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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