dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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