I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
