How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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