Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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