absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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