my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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