Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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