she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
