we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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