Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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