No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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