I cannot find my penis.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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