Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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