The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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