One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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