Kareoke will never be a sober sport
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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