Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You can't special order awesome
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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