You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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