Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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