Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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