I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
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Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She even gives head with a lisp.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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