Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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