like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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