the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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