nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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