Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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