apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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