I swear she didn't look like that last week.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize