i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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