No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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