Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Vodka?
Forever.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
