she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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