how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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