so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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