I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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