Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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