what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
