I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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