And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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