Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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